Potty Humor

My son embarrases me all the time with his sensitivity to smells. It seems like every time we are out in a public bathroom my son has to talk about how stinky it is and there is always someone else in there with us. He often goes into detail about what it could be that he smells. Oh his vocabulary is quite extent in things that stink. LOL.
Today though this is what happened.
Picture it...At the library bathroom. It is one of those bathrooms that doesn't have a entrance door but just abruptly turns so you can't see in. We are in the big stall at the end. My son sits upon the toilet paper covered seat of the porcelain throne. My son opens his mouth and in (I swear) his loudest angry voice, "SOMEONE PUT STINKY PEE IN MY PENIS!"
From outside of the bathroom I hear a stifled laugh.

So proud....lol